Tuesday, March 14, 2006
White Sad Sack Of Shit
So for about six months now, the Col is constantly bombarded by fans of WHITE RABBITT, wanting to know what I know about him. Wanting to know about his book, which I got from Jone AesNihil. Wanting to know why I think he is a sack of shit.
I tried to read the book. It is like a coloring book done by a mentally challenged dachsund and then blended up with rocks in a poorly running cuisinart. No amount of description can explain the raw stupidity, the insane uselessness of the book.
I know there are some strange Myspace kids out there who have started a Yahoo group to the fool. Here are the facts.
1- Larry Melton, Aka White Rabbitt, DID visit Spahn's Ranch. Depending on who you ask, he stayed between one day and one week. Some people have vague memories of him. But hey, it was THIRTY years ago.
2- Larry Melton may have banged Sadie like he wants us to believe. If I had banged Sadie I would still be waiting for my dick to fall off, so I am NOT SURE that this is something to be proud of.
3- He was NOT involved in any way in TLB and is completely full of shit when he says ANYTHING about the case. The girls then and now thought he was a chump. He knows nothing about the case.
4- His one claim to "fame" was that he convinced resident village idiot Bill Nelson that he knew where some bodies were buried behind Barker Ranch. Simpleton got the Park Police to dig and dig and found- Jack Shit. Melton later claimed that it was all a mistake. Nelson purged his website of the guy.
5- He is a registered sex offender in Texas. Check it out for yourself. If the claim is true that he is dating a 16 year old let me know- we can call and have him arrested.
Check out the photo- he is an ugly sad looking dude. Note the X still on his forehead. The circus clown is so desperate to belong to something, even something he was never involved in, that he tries to link himself to the crime of the century from 35 years ago.
Hey Larry- Go away- I am sick of answering questions about you you perverted, pathetic, little man.
(Special Thanks and Shout Out to D.A.G. my dawg for finding the website. Peace out!)