Bruce Davis' Magical Gut

I LOVE the Manson2Jesus site -it is funnier than the freaking Colbert Report.


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Manson and one of the girls met me at Los Angeles International.

"Get out -- This is trouble!" My gut warned me when I first saw them. I ignored the warning and returned to the old movie ranch, the point of my previous departure.

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A few weeks later, I drove three others to the home of Gary Hinman. He was a former Family acquaintance they intended to rob. They would not believe Gary's plea that he had no money and the robbery turned into a murder. When I heard of Gary's death, my gut warned, "Get Out!" Again, I ignored it. I was not present at the time of the murder; however, having driven the car and later being in the house, I was implicated. Later, I was present at the murder of Donald Shea. This time, to ensure my involvement, Manson insisted I make a cut on Donald's dead body. I was afraid to refuse and made a shallow three inch cut on his shoulder. Soon after, I was indicted for conspiracy to commit murder and became a fugitive.

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Sucks to be Bruce. You have a magical gut and you just don't listen. Good thing you didn't actually do anything wrong Bruce. Just so misunderstood.

Bruce, does your gut tell you to leave that pesky soap on the bathroom floor?

Listen to your gut kids!