Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Only The Truth Will Set You Free, Dennis
This has been forgotten since April but thanks to the nonsense going on in the comments I went to the archives and found my copy of FREE INDEED by Dennis Rice.
The Col paid $10 back in January but the "ministry" didn't send it. Some ass kicking ensued and we got it in April. I read it during a rather short crap. It isn't that long.
45 pp with some badly reproduced black and white photos. Not worth $5 but hey, Jesus wants money most of all these days.
The basic premise, retrofitted with lies and polishings, is quite simple. "I WAS A REBEL" Dennis writes multiple times. I had three kids plus one other that wasn't mine. My ex wife was basically a drug whore. So naturally, being a rebel, I followed Charlie Manson (because, you know, he was so rebellious). I took my kids there too. I robbed a warehouse. I shot at cops. I got parole. I violated it and got sent back. I was basically a stupid, irresponsible asshole. Then one day I found Jesus. We kicked it OG style and now I have a church and exploit Charlie's name to make money preaching to prisoners. AH-MEN.
It is hard to review something that is meant to appeal to a sucker and not to a scholar like the Col. I could break it down so you don't waste your money on it.
Intro- Dude, that Hawthorne Shoot Out was Cra--azzy
Chapter One- I was a rebel and it was the sixties. Crazy shit was happening. Then the Manson Murders. How cool those rebels were.
Chapter Two- I was a rebel. I dropped acid and read Kerouac (whoah!!). I was a bad church person. I met a chick and hooked her on meth then married her. We got married and I kicked the habit but she stayed a drug whore. Drugs are bad, mmmkay? Everyone did drugs back then, even Bruce Davis (??) We separated and I took the three kids and worked all night at a book store.
Chapter Three- The Family got caught. Was this the Revolution? I was so moronic, I mean intrigued, that after reading an interview I drove to the ranch. I thought this was heaven. I brought my kids. I banged all the women. This was heaven. I soon began to visit and speak with Charlie and concluded that he was Jesus Christ. This place rocked because you know, I was a rebel.
We interrupt with actual quotes to smack down AC from the comments hard---
" My kids loved it. They went from having no mom to having six or eight of them. It was great for me to suddenly be free from the responsibility of caring for them and I went from having no wife to having a choice of ladies to sleep with."
Yeah Dennis, nothing like having a retard like Clem introduce you to sex when you are six years old you hypocritical, lying non Christian turd. Charlie called you FATHERMAN but you were no father- even now.
Chapter Four- So I help try to get a lot of guns to try to take out Charlie's jail and free him. I get up to twenty years in San Quentin, but this being the era where people like Zero get murdered and nothing happens (my editorializing) I only served 2 years. And then I fucked up my parole (being a fuck up and all) and went back in. Because I'm a rebel! "Three times in and out, another six months, another year, parole violation after parole violation." I took the kids and since ex wife was a drug whore I created, I gave them to some strangers again, only Christians this time, then I went back to the joint.
Chapter 5- Finally I am in the joint and surrounded by Christians so I decide I should become one. Cause I am a REBEL!
Chapter 6- I got out of Jail but was still into the KKK and shit, being a rebel and all. Then I joined a fire and brimstone church in Tempe. I made my kids go to church (nice). " I had made every mistake as a parent. My kids wound up in foster homes, juvenile homes and and Orphanage." But then Jesus came and they loved me again. And my mom loved me again. And my drug whore wife, before she died accepted Jesus so we'll see each other again. (vomit).
I then met a woman who looks like Rosie Polanski as per the included photo and gave birth to two more sons because being a father is such a cool thing. [[It just sucks that there are no hippies to teach them about sex now that they are almost eight years old. editorializes the Col]] But I am still a rebel- a rebel in CHRIST!
Chapter 7- It doesn't matter if you are in Jail, or reading the Col's blog. Jesus is waiting. He wants to give you a new life. Surrender!
AfterWord- You know this shit is hard work. Send us some cash, people!
Reflections- Jesus could even save Charlie
Photos- This mountebank has 17 grandchildren. It makes me sick. Then some photos of prisoners making the Heil Hitler salute back to Dennis. See above photo.
Missing- no mention of the fake vest he exhibited through the evil Mark Turner at charliemanson.com. No real accounting for his crimes (shooting at cops!). Vague mention of being a shitty parent but no real listing of just how bad. Blames shit on other people.
Unsuitable for parole- sounds like Tex, Bruce or Sadie except he got out.
The pamphlet is a joke. I feel Dennis and his ministry are a joke. Another loser blaming Charlie for his own crimes. Hell he even exploits Charlie in the NAME of the ministry.
So there it is. Right from the horse's ass. REBEL ? Charlatan, narcissist, pathetic- all more accurate.