Saturday, December 29, 2007
More Hoyt Hate
The illustrious Heaven in the comments stated that Babs once was pretty. I don't agree. I replied that she was young and innocent. Maybe at the level of a Bukake video star.
I was going to reprint her letter from the evil Mark Turner's amazing site.
Because having been read into the public record it is no longer under copyright. But you can go read it if you want to. It is pure narcissism.
So have been her interviews on tv and with Nellie. It is all about her. Another self absorbed sixties bitch.
Let's just be logical for a second. Assume that the entire trial record is inaccurate. Which it is not. Which is more likely-
1- Bruce and Clem and others are lying about the time of day that the murder of Shea occurred.
2- Fatty heard someone smash his balls while jumping into the Waterfall and assumed it was Shea getting murdered?
Think harder- if Davis now admits to this murder (and not the other ones he likely committed) why in the name of sweet tarnation would he care about what time it was?
I think it more likely that Tubby had marshmallow in her ears and misheard shit.
But better yet- what does any of this have to do with her?
Shorty wasn't her friend.
She only went to the police MONTHS later after claiming she had been attacked.
She didn't speak out or up for decades until Nellie promised her a book deal.
Sure- she isn't as murderous and evil and Gypsy.
But so what?
She doesn't interest me half as much as Ouisch and Ouisch was cute on top of it all. And she has had the decency to shut her trap for thirty years.
Barbara- I'd sign off tell you to eat me but I worry that you would!
1- A leggy Barbara Hoyt learns how to tie her shoes without bending over, something that will be useful once her future belly arrives to block such events.
2- Young Babs eyes a tasty morsel offscreen? What could it be?
3- During the Shea trial, a more round Hoyt looks alarmed as she reaches into her jacket and realizes she has eaten the Snickers bar already.
4- I cannot make any kind comment about that haircut.
5- On the way to Fat-hood, Hoyt eats a lit cigarette.
6- Morsel revealed! Tasty Pooch!
7- A Happy Mugshot. I think from the Bug Novel. Doable? Methinks not.
8- Here she looks okay. But just ok.
9- There goes okay all shot to hell.
AA- A post Oui Debra Tate takes styling tips from Babs.
BB- Leno's Ex Wife, who also has a lot to not do with the case, also follows Babs trailblazing style.
CC- Kanarek and Hoyt- separated at birth?