Friday, April 20, 2012
People Ask Us Shit
We get questions and we give answers when we feel like it
1- Listen yeah sure whatever how can you call the Helter Skelter theory insane?
A- Because it didn't even exist except in the masturbatory fantasies of BUG. It isn't a real thing. They didn't try to link it to Blacks. Not a single cop ever thought it was Blacks. It just wasn't real. I could talk to your 20 friends and take snippets of bullshit you said when you were high and state that you enjoyed armadillo sex and wanted to take over Navajo Territory but that don't make it sane or true. I have talked to the attorneys who were in charge before Bug wandered in. This theory was invented by the BUG. As he points out in the novel, he didn't HAVE to prove motive but it would be easier to get a conviction if he did. HE WANTED CHARLIE. Think about it- without Charlie some drug addled hippies killed some famous people. But with HS, we have a demonic guru. Spare me.
2- Hey why you be hating on Debra Tate? Didn't she suffer enough?
Debra Tate did in fact suffer and I believe the suffering put her off the rails. She always suffered from middle child syndrome (see: Jan Brady) and was never going to be as pretty as Patti or god help us Sharon. She was never going to be famous, Oui pull out or not. We all suffer in our own ways. Debra's way was to act out, against the world, against the family. It is very Miss Haversham. I am sure she talks to Sharon regularly and maybe even tries on parts of her clothing (she couldn't fit in a dress). Debra is to be pitied. EXCEPT
She illegally operates as if she owns Sharon when in fact legally those rights were left to others.
She continues to do interviews full of lies, muddying the waters for the truth.
She continues to wrongly hold her father's ashes hostage from his burial place next to his wife and daughters.
She is friends with Robin Olsen.
All of this makes her someone to be exposed, mocked and avoided.
3- How could Alisa Statman sully the Tate Family Legacy?
Did you read the book, bitches? No one has written anything that comes close to revealing the heartache they suffered and their reactions. Alisa didn't include Debra because she hadn't been part of the Tates for years.
4- Why did Charlie get a 15 year denial?
Cause homey don't give a shit.
5- What happened to my House Painter?
I don't know.
6- I thought you were getting profiled by some lady from the Chicago Sun-Times. What happened?
I really don't know. I took a long time, I gathered a friend, and gave her the tour of a lifetime. But no article.