Sunday, October 31, 2010
Script Review- THE FAMILY- Part 2
And we're back
Page 13 Snake's mom gives her to Charlie, complete with signature.
Oh snap. Another Montage. All the girls on the bus as Snake tries desperately to explain them all in one paragraph. Katie tried to be a nun. Squeaky's dad was a rocket scientist? Yeller looked like Greta Garbo? Sandy was snooty. Sadie was a brat.
The Charlie sings Garbage Dump over a montage of Family dumpster diving, car washing (?) and candy eating. Montage central this thing.
Then Sharon has her first date with Roman. Calls him Mr. Polanski. Uh huh.
Mary gives birth to Pooh Bear. Lots of joint smoking and screaming. This ends with Snake biting through the cord and tying it off with the guitar string. So much for any sort of accuracy Kosar.
I'm sorry. I am gonna stop on Page 21 after this quote-
I was called "Snake" because snakes were super-aware
of everything and Charlie said I was very aware for
someone so young.
In the comments I would like all real scholars to tell us why this is BULLSHIT!