Thursday, January 31, 2008
Mark Turner Is Desperate
Mark Turner has a big announcement for January 31- Today!
Wait for it.
Hear it comes.
There have been rumors of dead bodies buried at Barker Ranch. And so for most of 2007 some fools, I mean people, have been out there with dogs looking. And they let little Markie come along.
Excuse me I am going to vomit.
Bleeechhh. Thank you.
Okay. So here is where he explains his big announcement.
A first year philosophy student can explain his logical syllogisms. The other team of dogs failed to find any bodies not because of the damn humidity but because there aren't any. He also blames that asshole Melton for the lack of funding. But then these are people that listened to the asshole in the first damn place. They are not smart. Debra Tate was at the ranch with the dogs- either she thought she might get to eat one or she was snorkeling for truffles. What a crock of shit!
And he loves that MOST EVIL show wherein the senile psychologist believes the lies of Gypsy Share.
Bleeech! Excuse me.
Here is an interview with a cop with too much time of his hands. He cites Ed Sanders, the same unreliable hippie loon who used asshole Melton as a source for his books. THAT'S good cop work!
Then he goes on to explain why a dog with the name BUSTER might have smelled a 500 year old Indian grave. Public Funds being wasted as I type.
Here he says " I spoke to a source who interviewed Manson around year 2000. Manson had a handler who is another inmate, who is a "jailhouse lawyer."" - and a friend of a friend of mine can fly without a plane.
There is no way to tell without digging if they are Native Americans, old prospectors, Manson Family Victims, or if the dogs made a mistake. Or just wishful lunacy.
BUT The BUG is very supportive. And he loves Latin Music Cds.
Debra Tate would like funding for the dogs. And a dozen large pizzas.
Cyber Detective Mark Turner has helped.???
BLECCH.... excuse me.
What did Mark do again? Ask Barbara Hoyt to make up more fucking bullshit lies?
Grave Sites? or maybe just a nice place to piss?
Somebody else talks about toilet paper and mob hits.
So what is the big news? Mark spent most of 2007 feeding Babs Hoyt and Debra Tate truffles and took fifteen cars and dogs out to Barker Ranch and found nothing.? White Rabbitt Mach 2.
To repeat the big announcement using their own useless words as they wonder about bullshit funding...
There is no way to tell without digging if they are Native Americans, old prospectors, Manson Family Victims, or if the dogs made a mistake.
My big announcement? I chew gum sometimes!
PS- that noise you hear is Bill Nelson rolling in his grave.