Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Solo....heh...heh...heh


Okay, no, it's not Jabba the Hutt, it is Donald the Hutt, aka Donald Lee Laisure.

This fat waste of space married Susan Atkins back in the crazy eighties for like ten minutes. Then, during a conjugal visit, she supposedly attacked him with a knife.

Ahh, fun times.

Here's the question though. You're in jail for like seven murders and stuck with sapphic love and self-diddling for life. For a short window you get the chance to get married and have some man love. And you choose this freakazoid?

I know the new husband is no prize, but he at least helped expose Nelson.

What the hell was Susan thinking?

The most irritating thing at each parole hearing was to hear Steve Kay (Judy to Bug's Punch) list this marriage and alleged stabbing as another reason why she shouldn't get out of jail.

Hey, four eyes you nerd- she shouldn't get out because she stabbed a pregnant woman and danced in her blood, okay. If you need another reason then you suck as much as you look like you do. You claimed BLACK DAHLIA AVENGER was an accurate book, you idiot, Susan can marry a Hutt if she wants to. Just keep her away from the Col.

Sorry for the rant.

Anyone know what became of Donald the Hutt?

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